Boring-ass Shit Part I
The NBA regular season started?!?! What the fuck? I seriously had no idea. None. Couldn't care less. If it wasn't mentioned on sports radio, I'd still be thinking we were months away.
God DAMN pro basketball is fucking boring. Ever actually sit and watch more than two minutes of this shit? It's excruciatingly dull.
And, no, don't try to compare it to baseball. It's apples and oranges. Baseball is designed with pauses, pacing, decisions, strategy, etc...If you find it boring, then, fuck off. Go watch spastic-fuck-grabass-borderline-gay-UFC for your evening pleasure.
Basketball is supposed to be a game of non-stop hustle. The NBA is the exact opposite. These lazy fucks stand around, jog, put up shots every 10-15 seconds and waddle back up the other end of the court. And they do this for four quarters, until the last two minutes. Then, the bookies get interested and - what'd'ya know - so do the players!
My music metaphor:
NBA basketball is like watching the Rolling Stones play 'Guitar Hero'.
Baseball is Rock Opera.
Boring-ass Shit Part II....
Yet, another, SAW movie? Are we really this hard up for entertainment? I've railed on the sick, demented minds of the viewing public on this matter before (and those that make films like this), but, when it's all they got.....Hell, I suppose if the only thing to eat was shit, I suppose you'd add salt and go for it.
Another Yawn Induced - part III
In case you wondered if Sting could grow any more boring, his latest album is titled "If On a Winter's Night"....Jesus. Just the title alone reeks of a tedious, disposable, world-beat-riddled, worthless, forgettable, craptastic crapfest.
Friday, October 30, 2009
Monday, October 26, 2009
Monday, October 05, 2009
Great Group We Have Here...
No, It's Not Because I Have a Celebrity Crush on Her...
Well, this is happening now.
I can't decide which part of this story makes me more ashamed of being a male.
First of all, the imbecile used his home address to book the room next to Andrews. Terrific brain, there, sir.
Secondly - five years for interstate stalking? What does it matter if it was interstate or not? I just don't understand this 'crossing state lines' crap? I mean, I guess, in some cases, it makes the punishment more severe, so, perhaps, I should be grateful, but, what difference should it make? And, five years maximum for stalking an innocent woman, videotaping her nude, plastering seven videos on the internet (which probably wasn't even invented when this sentence length was determined) and, for all intents and purposes, a sex offender. (yep, I think it should be tried as a sex offense. I said it.)
Thirdly - the oh-so-hilarious sports talkers that made jokes about this incident need to be seriously beaten. Or better yet, how about someone stalks their wife or daughter and does the same thing to them that was done to Andrews? Hm? Think they'd be fake-cackling on the air with jokes? Yeah, me neither.
Fourthly - Bail? Bail is being discussed? Um....no. The internet age has made this incident a fucking example for the rest of the perverts out there that think it's okay to do this crap. Bail denied. Eat shit.
Fifthly - TMZ should be proud. New slogan: "TMZ - Pervert's #1 Choice for Extortion!"
Sixthly - Heard some sports talker at 3am (don't ask) going off about how his sympathy was 'out the door' because Andrews went on Oprah to talk about it and how her 911 call made it sound like Andrews was actually 'liking the attention'. Yep! He said it. Didn't catch who the Sporting News Radio host (I think his name was Rob Buska??) was, but, I had to turn the station before I gave him a call (which is all he was looking for anyway).
He referred to this: Andrews called 911 to get paparazzi ousted from outside her home. When she called, she mentioned to the operator that she was 'the woman on ESPN that had nude videos on the internet. You probably saw it...". So, this host says that THIS is the evidence that Andrews has a 'big head' and assumed that the operator 'should know who she is', etc..
Yes. Just wrap your mind around that concept for a minute. His contention is that Andrews is using this to get more publicity for herself and advance her career. THINK about the mentality it takes to come to that conclusion. Wouldn't some of you ladies like to be married to a chap like that? I don't blame you. I don't know HOW other men can compete with that type of guy!
Men can be wonderful. Seriously. Aren't we just the best!?!
Funny Funny
Damn THIS is funny. My new favorite show and it's only been two episodes.
Olympic Fevuh!
Chicago didn't get the Olympics. Not only that, they finished fourth behind a city that actually DID get a terrorist attack since 9/11 and another city that has been terrorized by Godzilla countless times....and Rio.
Seven years from now, I hope to have enough money to get down to Rio and catch swimming and diving and gymnasti.........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. I wouldn't have watched that shit if it were down my fucking street! Who. Gives. A......Rat's....Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasss?
The real positive, however, was that Daley took it up the poop-chute. Toughies. See what it feels like, Dickie? Now, if he could only lose the mayoral race by that margin......fat chance.
Well, this is happening now.
I can't decide which part of this story makes me more ashamed of being a male.
First of all, the imbecile used his home address to book the room next to Andrews. Terrific brain, there, sir.
Secondly - five years for interstate stalking? What does it matter if it was interstate or not? I just don't understand this 'crossing state lines' crap? I mean, I guess, in some cases, it makes the punishment more severe, so, perhaps, I should be grateful, but, what difference should it make? And, five years maximum for stalking an innocent woman, videotaping her nude, plastering seven videos on the internet (which probably wasn't even invented when this sentence length was determined) and, for all intents and purposes, a sex offender. (yep, I think it should be tried as a sex offense. I said it.)
Thirdly - the oh-so-hilarious sports talkers that made jokes about this incident need to be seriously beaten. Or better yet, how about someone stalks their wife or daughter and does the same thing to them that was done to Andrews? Hm? Think they'd be fake-cackling on the air with jokes? Yeah, me neither.
Fourthly - Bail? Bail is being discussed? Um....no. The internet age has made this incident a fucking example for the rest of the perverts out there that think it's okay to do this crap. Bail denied. Eat shit.
Fifthly - TMZ should be proud. New slogan: "TMZ - Pervert's #1 Choice for Extortion!"
Sixthly - Heard some sports talker at 3am (don't ask) going off about how his sympathy was 'out the door' because Andrews went on Oprah to talk about it and how her 911 call made it sound like Andrews was actually 'liking the attention'. Yep! He said it. Didn't catch who the Sporting News Radio host (I think his name was Rob Buska??) was, but, I had to turn the station before I gave him a call (which is all he was looking for anyway).
He referred to this: Andrews called 911 to get paparazzi ousted from outside her home. When she called, she mentioned to the operator that she was 'the woman on ESPN that had nude videos on the internet. You probably saw it...". So, this host says that THIS is the evidence that Andrews has a 'big head' and assumed that the operator 'should know who she is', etc..
Yes. Just wrap your mind around that concept for a minute. His contention is that Andrews is using this to get more publicity for herself and advance her career. THINK about the mentality it takes to come to that conclusion. Wouldn't some of you ladies like to be married to a chap like that? I don't blame you. I don't know HOW other men can compete with that type of guy!
Men can be wonderful. Seriously. Aren't we just the best!?!
Funny Funny
Damn THIS is funny. My new favorite show and it's only been two episodes.
Olympic Fevuh!
Chicago didn't get the Olympics. Not only that, they finished fourth behind a city that actually DID get a terrorist attack since 9/11 and another city that has been terrorized by Godzilla countless times....and Rio.
Seven years from now, I hope to have enough money to get down to Rio and catch swimming and diving and gymnasti.........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. I wouldn't have watched that shit if it were down my fucking street! Who. Gives. A......Rat's....Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasss?
The real positive, however, was that Daley took it up the poop-chute. Toughies. See what it feels like, Dickie? Now, if he could only lose the mayoral race by that margin......fat chance.
Thursday, October 01, 2009
Friday, September 25, 2009
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http://finearts.northcentralcollege.edu/x49524.xml
He is so funny and is, in no way, affiliated with this blog.
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